Keefy Syndrome

The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.

Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.

Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.

by Josephgeorge12 December 10, 2022

Arnesen Syndrom

Arnesen Syndrom is people who have a urge for picking other people's ears

"Do YOU have The Arnesen Syndrom?"

by Pesch June 13, 2006

LOM Syndrome

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.

"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."

"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."

by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009

Leona syndrome

When a support player (Typically playing Leona) in the game league of legends starts many bad fights or just goes in 1v5, either throwing the game or losing harder, usually followed by blaming teammates for not following on the bad engage.

Mid lander: Why is Leona 0/10 at 15 min?

ADC: She’s got Leona syndrome

by SKTbronze July 6, 2020

Mike Syndrome

Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad

FUCK DUDE I GOT MIKE SYNDROME

by F1NE July 6, 2018

Raptor Syndrome

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.

Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"

by SaintDredd September 9, 2009

Hoppean Syndrome

Hoppean Syndrome is any unusual bowel movement, which was originally caused by the consumption of the highly dangerous Hoppean Bar. It has now evolved into any unusual bowel movement.

He's been in the toilet for an hour now, he's got Hoppean Syndrome.

by flippytippy May 31, 2023