When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
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Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025
Get the Retroactive spanking mug.This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!
Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?
Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?
Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
Get the Ball spanking mug."Come here " He said as he looked at me, he was still standing at the door. "Coming" I said as I nervously walked over to him " Yes " I said as i looked down. " I heard you were talking to other boys at work, look at me" " I'm sorry.." I said " You should of though about that, when I come in after you I want to see you naked and arched over the bed, do you understand?" " Y-yes sir " I said shaking,
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
That is a spanking.
by Itz_melilah December 21, 2022
Get the Spanking mug."Come here " He said as he looked at me, he was still standing at the door. "Coming" I said as I nervously walked over to him " Yes " I said as i looked down. " I heard you were talking to other boys at work, look at me" " I'm sorry.." I said " You should of though about that, when I come in after you I want to see you naked and arched over the bed, do you understand?" " Y-yes sir " I said shaking,
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
That is a spanking.
by Itz_melilah December 21, 2022
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