by Jonny D April 1, 2004

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.
by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.
#spank #quest #masturbation
#spank #quest #masturbation
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.
by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018
