Simon

The most amazing soul you will ever meet, and the only one you should do anything to never lose. has the softest hair, the kindest eyes, and the most infectious smile and laugh you will ever have the privilege of being around. hung like a horse. his kindness, intelligence, boldness, bravery, humor, and more are qualities you will only see combined all into one person in one lifetime. he loves loudly and deserves the same x1000 in return. after meeting him, you will never be able to forget his extraordinary character and it will be hard, nay impossible, to not fall in love with him immediately. has great butt wow gimme that. he is everything you could ever need in life and more. he is who, when you are young, make wishes on candles to have a boyfriend like when you are older. he is the sole love of my life and the only one for me.

Simon is a gift to this earth

by 0405meow February 19, 2025

En simon gunnar

Att Börja gråta av att bli ställd en fråga

Fabian gjorde en simon gunnar på spanskan

by poop man apa fishål September 18, 2020

C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

Simon-Booj

A stupid dog. Also known as Domino

I love my dog Simon-Booj.

by Simon-Booj September 17, 2020

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023