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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
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International Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day
by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022
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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
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Shrek

he slayed my heart, with his greens
Shrek, he slay all day
by Jesus, jesusussussus I hate November 10, 2022
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Shrek

Shrek was so hot I began to drool
by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022
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Shrek Baby

Shrekeist of the babies
by The Devious Devil November 15, 2022
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Shrek

Shrek is god he is
by Shrekislovenowheisgod November 28, 2022
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