Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn
Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.
by TittyFucker4KResolution March 01, 2020
The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;
A blown O-ring.
Or
A worn out Butt hole.
Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.
A blown O-ring.
Or
A worn out Butt hole.
Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.
He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.
by Patty ManGlaze March 16, 2022
You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021
I haven’t seen Randi lately , we’ve since she became a rubber hole she doesn’t have time for her friends.
by Libby Longcock September 28, 2022
"rubber dinghy rapids bro" - waj- 4 lions
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.
by lh009 June 26, 2025