Pile of shit

1. A mound of fecal matter with emits an odor that is not pleasent.

2. A slang reference to an item or person which refers to the subject being unusable, of shoddy construction, unwanted, unreliable, or unacceptable in some fashion.

1. I just stepped in a huge pile of shit left by the mule.

2. Windows ME was a huge POS.

by k_semler October 6, 2008

pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.

Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!

by Mel February 25, 2003

Pipe Screen

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.

John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!

by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009

take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

by grovemeister January 7, 2009

pipe

A device used to smoke weed with.

Hey are we gonna use the pipe or the bong this time?

by KF February 23, 2004

pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.

My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.

by Markalisa April 12, 2008