This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.
by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018
Get the Egg and Soldiersmug. 
Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.
*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs
by madaskatie March 27, 2009
Get the blimp eggsmug. by mmhilzy July 23, 2012
Get the Egg Romug. by The Farmer's daughter May 19, 2014
Get the eggs are in the basketmug. 
1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016
Get the LAP EGGSmug.