Nothing

Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”
by Black Sugar December 20, 2018
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I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING UNTIL I RECEIVE EVERYTHING!
Hym "I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING! EVER! 0 THINGS!"
by Hym Iam October 06, 2023
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Nnnnnope. I don’t have anything. And after I was accused of plagiarism I used my own idea which were roundly stolen. Because they are better. Mine are better. And that’s why you’re doing this. You thought I needed to steal from you because I didn’t have my own ideas. My ideas were better. Are you winning now? You weren’t before I started. You weren’t AFTER HE started.
Hym “You are withholding from me the thing that would have earned you my loyalty. And I never received any credit for your bullshit. Nor did I want it. Did you take credit for mine? Huh? Did you do a thing that I did not? Seems to be the case. And that’s not nothing.”
by Hym Iam November 04, 2022
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Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!
by beans are very nice January 26, 2022
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Nothing
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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
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Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.
Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
by F.Puff February 14, 2024
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