a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
by no more bullshit December 05, 2020
Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
by kohawk February 11, 2011
(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.
by Space-n-ater October 05, 2005
A place that makes the third world look as though it is more civilized functioning and intelligent than its own location. Term is often used to define the fall of western civilization or its decline.
America is becoming a Fourth World Country as it lags behind the third shading its once great promise.
by go69yourmom July 15, 2019
This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.
by Kayley’s Enemy August 07, 2019
Country Rap Tunes is a genre of Hip-Hop that is derivative of the Hip Hop sound from the East Coast and the Gangsta music from the West Coast. The genre is a combination of live instruments, Soul, Gospel, Church influence and is typically a bit slower, usually the lyrical content has a deep meaning to make up for the lack of rhyme patterns. The sound was originated in Port Arthur, TX. It was pioneered and popularized by the late Pimp C of UGK.
by Texas Takeover YT October 12, 2021
A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
by Bigpapajohn4real November 22, 2018