Bowl Noob

Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.

Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.

by swift_strongarm March 5, 2011

Fuckin' Noob

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)

head shot! what a fuckin' noob!

by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

noob out

when someone does something completely lame, or are in other words a noob, and so much of a noob, that you noob out.

when zander is himself and stays home by himself on a friday night, and effectiveley noob out

by jack avery February 20, 2008

noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 17, 2005

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009