Bowl Noob

Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.

Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.

by swift_strongarm March 5, 2011

Fuckin' Noob

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)

head shot! what a fuckin' noob!

by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010

noob out

when someone does something completely lame, or are in other words a noob, and so much of a noob, that you noob out.

when zander is himself and stays home by himself on a friday night, and effectiveley noob out

by jack avery February 20, 2008

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

A new player to an online activity or video game.
People think it is also spelled newb. It is not!

Example #1:
Alex: Dave, you suck at halo.
Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010