Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

ether zone

n. The place where all lost things go, or where objects in transport go when they cannot be located. Generally referred to as "out there".

I sent her an email twenty minutes ago but it's in the ether zone and she hasn't gotten it yet.

by KenGr October 20, 2007

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Ben-Zoned

the act of being friend zoned by a small eyed man named Ben.

Sky got Ben-zoned by Ben, thats a rip cuz. hahahahahahaha

by Kutuks September 9, 2019

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Phi-zoned

When your fraternity as a whole gets friend zoned by one or many sororities. Originated from Phi Delt Theta at USF as they were the first to succumb to this fate.

Person 1: Yooo, alpha sig is having a party tonight, all the bitches said there gonna go there.
Person 2: Don’t worry, they got Phi-zoned and they’re just going for the drinks.

by budlight42 November 6, 2018