Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.
by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023
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Bullshit

Cunton
Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019
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Magictear-bullshit

When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.
Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.
by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017
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bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
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Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars
by Youxoli October 25, 2020
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For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it
IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it
by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021
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