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Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
by November 20, 2019
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Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"
by Dagger666 December 3, 2009
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Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.
I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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Sleeping premium

When 2 people sleep together who otherwise can't sleep that well.
Jake: Do you have sleeping premium?
Marry: No, but we can try it sometime.
by Imhimguys May 18, 2023
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Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off
Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it
by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017
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Deep sleep

Stage 3 non-REM sleep is the period of deep sleep that you need to feel refreshed in the morning. It occurs in longer periods during the first half of the night. Your heartbeat and breathing slow to their lowest levels during sleep. Your muscles are relaxed and it may be difficult to awaken you. Brain waves become even slower.

REM sleep first occurs about 90 minutes after falling asleep. Your eyes move rapidly from side to side behind closed eyelids. Mixed frequency brain wave activity becomes closer to that seen in wakefulness. Your breathing becomes faster and irregular, and your heart rate and blood pressure increase to near waking levels. Most of your dreaming occurs during REM sleep, although some can also occur in non-REM sleep. Your arm and leg muscles become temporarily paralyzed, which prevents you from acting out your dreams. As you age, you sleep less of your time in REM sleep. Memory consolidation most likely requires both non-REM and REM sleep.
The pineal gland, located within the brain’s two hemispheres, receives signals from the SCN and increases production of the hormone melatonin, which helps put you to sleep once the lights go down. People who have lost their sight and cannot coordinate their natural wake-sleep cycle using natural light can stabilize their sleep patterns by taking small amounts of melatonin at the same time each day. Scientists believe that peaks and valleys of melatonin over time are important for matching the body’s circadian rhythm to the external cycle of light and darkness.
Deep sleep
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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