During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
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do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021
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National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.
Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!
by treythekidd December 09, 2020
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Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP
Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.
by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020
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megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)
megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
by professionalsimp December 05, 2020
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National Jake Month

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month
by X@ND3R November 01, 2021
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The Ber Months

The Ber Months is short for the last 4 months of the year, September, October, November and December. Since they all end with "Ber"
It gets very cold during The Ber Months, but I also love Halloween and Christmas.
by JasperJaZzYPants October 09, 2020
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