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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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i ran out of milkshake

I ran out of patience . I Wanna talk about it sooner
I would have never said anything but i ran out of milkshake.
by Smart3rd April 20, 2018
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Fillard’s Milkshake

When giving a deep throated round of fellatio goes too far and you end up puking all over the receiver’s cock. However the true Fillard’s Milkshake is achieved when the vomit occurs simultaneously with male orgasm. The sensation of pleasure and warmth quickly ends once the smell hits you.
When trying your hardest backfires, Megan mixed a mean Fillard’s Milkshake for Steve last night leaving him unsure whether if he wanted another after a thorough shower.
by Twansolo96 May 27, 2018
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The Canadian Milkshake

A milkshake consisting specifically of McDonald's breakfast, including: Orange Juice, Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, and coffee of consumer's choice. Serving size may vary.
On Thursday morning, after class, I enjoyed a nice lukewarm Canadian Milkshake. The Canadian Milkshake
by NevrgunnagivUup October 24, 2019
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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
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garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper
My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.
by Slootmaster November 2, 2020
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