Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Muir Middle School

Muir is a Middle School in Milford, Michigan. In this very building, you can find smoke lords of every shape, and size camping, and hot boxing the bathrooms. Fights are also a special treat in this school. Looking for some fucked up role play? Well your in luck, girls in this school are willing to do anything you ask. As long as your popular. You will LITERALLY observe girls turn to sluts from 6th to 8th. Just please. Don't go to Chode Valley
(Inside Muir Middle School)
Schoolboy: Hey, what's your next hour?
Kid Thinking He's Hard:murder gang shit wanna hotbox the stall gang?
by yuh yuh ight October 13, 2019
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Bellport middle school

Welcome to bellport middle school where teachers like ms Garcia tell students to off themselves for missing assignments. Known for its naked protesters and now the district owing 5.9 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! You will see kids fighting on the daily over some ugly ass boy. Principal Dr colson who couldn’t be bothered to actually do his job, just there for the paycheck. Teachers who bully students and put students at risk of their safety 🥰
You go to bellport middle school?

How’s your mental state probably shitty
by _nighthawk February 18, 2022
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berrendo middle school

School where every nigga night will get shot. Lol lil white kidz get bullied and shoot up the place
Berrendo middle school.. yeah that's where I got shot in the elbow
by Hugesholngdong March 14, 2017
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Glenfield Middle School

The “performing arts middle school” full of talentless kids who act like they’re special. All of the trumpet players in the orchestra are on crack and most of the kids don’t bother doing well in classes because they still get to go to high school. 10/10 would not recommend.
Person 1: you go to Glenfield Middle School?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: ew.
by A bored edgy kid February 02, 2020
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nowlin middle school

A school where everyone fights then becomes best of friends everybody dates everybody and one of the biggest hoes is coochie fingers and jt . 😂 👎🏾 And everybody got they own friend group lol everybody is weird 👎🏾🤢 .
“ Girl I just gave head “

“ bitch we fighting

“ let’s be besties “ 🤢🤢 .

Nowlin middle school
by Jessica lame January 09, 2019
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Wyandot Middle School

A school full of too-good-for-you teens and preteens. These children typically shop at Victoria’s Secret often. Surprisingly, few students vape. Basically, this school sucks.
Mike: “There’s a dance going on at my school this weekend! Wanna come?”
Sam: “Sure! What school?”
Mike: “Wyandot Middle School.”
Sam: “Oooh uh actually I have plans this weekend..”
Mike: “It’s not that bad, man!”
Sam: *runs away*
Mike: ...
by Skippyday January 19, 2018
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