march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

March 4

on march 4 u must hold your ex's/boyfreind's/crush's

Person 1: Yo, its march 4
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: *holds person 2's hands'

by tik tok: its._seri March 3, 2021

Jericho March

Systems Engineering term ( used to fix complex problems) only a few people on Earth troubleshoot this way!

Intermittent system problem:
( Super computer crash every 15 min core hog screaming, Machine code branch halt.
Start Jericho March:
#1. get all system manuals, walk around system 7 times.
#2. get system admin babe to blow horn straight leg

SHOUT!!" let the bugs come tumbling out " debuger

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

MaRch PhLAPH

A religious Holiday created by 2 teenage girls, where they give out Dhophnubs. Every Year on February 18th.

11 Days Till MaRch PhLAPH..Are you ready?

by BunnyTheHopster February 7, 2020

march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021