Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.

Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Logical Marian Assumption

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny

"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"

by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025

Female logic

Female logic or girl-logic is regular logic with a fallacy intentionally or intuitively introduced in order to achieve a goal, especially when presented by a sexy female to a confused male.

Female: That sofa was 10% off so we made $1500! Since we made so much money, let’s go on a mini vacation this weekend!

Male crying inside: that’s female logic, shopping and making money is the opposite, but I can’t say that and have a fight…
Male out loud: you are so amazing! Where do you want to go?
Female to herself: Yes! Goal achieved! New sofa and Vegas trip all in one, yay!

by Oli123 April 27, 2024

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024