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bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.
It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.
by zdidit December 31, 2010
mugGet the bowling lane regularmug.

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
mugGet the Lane violationmug.

Lane

Lane is a pretty girl. She lights up the room when she walkes in. She talkes alot, and are best friend with all the boys. She has a big ass that all the guys drools after. People think she's a stupid blonde, but she's very smart. She is very social and everyone knows who she is.
by Swagyolo123 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Lanemug.

Lane

Absoulte sexy beast, cracked at fortnite and dont mess with him unless u wanna be in a sticky situatuion ;)
Lane is Hot
by Deezz_Nutz March 15, 2022
mugGet the Lanemug.

Lane vaguing

Special form of weaving during freeway driving that is a result of texting while driving.
Let's pass that idiot in the Audi. He's lane vaguing.
by Kaybeare September 25, 2012
mugGet the Lane vaguingmug.

lane 3

the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.

could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.
Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.
by shrimptown December 2, 2011
mugGet the lane 3mug.

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