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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas
Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
by Ditter December 7, 2006
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jeremiah king

A person that is handsom,big dick
Did you see that handsome man name Jeremiah KING
by thunderbolt November 28, 2016
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Hoe King

Got Hoes And Got Money and Got Kids by them all
Becky got married and had a kid by side nigga PB aka Hoe King
by Longdickin304s May 10, 2022
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The Kings Roar

To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
by PortalDM December 4, 2019
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King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun
Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"
by Layne123 December 21, 2016
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whisker king

A man with a ridiculous beard. May be massive or just chunky and stupid. Sometimes abbreviated to W.K.
Look at tat guys beard, he really is the whisker king...
by Mondo 64 January 3, 2016
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