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jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!
-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.
by JTOX4D March 3, 2021
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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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Jon Cherba

A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.
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Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.
hey jon looking real ocky today
by jersemty April 25, 2021
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Jon Spurgeon

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.
by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021
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Jon

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