Jon

Very smart intellectual Usually very friendly but also like to keep his distance You will love being around him but he won’t like being around you It’s a personal thing And don’t try him because he tends to take shit to the extreme and that’s not in your best intentions

Don’t play with that boy Jon be really like that

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.

«Look at his Jon»

by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022

Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.

I need a Jon in my life.

by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021

jon

jon- an offensive label/slang that mocks oppressed members of society

you stupid jon, you prove that cis white men are the only group capable to rule society

by disabilityslang July 21, 2021

Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021