Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

Joey

A young man trying to get his money up. He knows that nobody fucking with him so he does everything by his lonley. He gives no fucks about who fucking with him or not. He knows that no one can be trusted so he keeps to himself. Many people try to bring him down but it dosent work. He has a big dream but no one fucking with him so he puts up everything by himself and keeps doing the best he can to make his dream come true.

Damn Joey .

by TopShitMan November 21, 2016

joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016

Joey

A friend that hits you if you say things like L.A.D

ME
Ha lol L.A.D
JOEY
wtf
ME
lick a dick
JOEY
>:(

by THEMEMELORD_XD November 19, 2018

Joey

a man- thot

also a great friend sometimes

that joey such a man-thot, so glad he's my bestie !!!!!!!!!!!!

by joeysonlyfriend November 19, 2018

Joey

He high key cute like he got a phat butt

Dad-look at my son

Uncle-omg Joey got a phat butt can I borrow him

by Anonymous 156 November 21, 2018

Joey

Another word for juul

Aye bro u got ur Joey on u I need some rips right quick

by CJ NIGGA November 26, 2018