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French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.
by Joelito69 January 25, 2021
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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
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A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
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condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Nepal Dutch Oven

The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.
Hey, dude, I need to use the bathroom!

Not now, it's being used for a Nepal Dutch Oven.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
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easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
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dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
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