Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.

Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014

Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.

I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.

by The Bruns August 6, 2008

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

Hooker flag of union

A retarded ass meme

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded

by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021