Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009

Google Ogle

To google oneself and revel in all the posts about themselves found on Google search.

"Keanu Reeves doesn't know he's the Internet's Boyfriend because he doesn't Google Ogle himself"

"Kim Kardashian spends 24 hours a day Google Ogling herself"

"I didn't know I was famous in Japan till I Googled Ogled myself"

by CyrusMuller June 15, 2019

google-line

A poorly matched intersection of two or more photographs in the application Google Earth.

Whilst browsing Google Earth one person says to another: "Have you see how blue the water is in Barbados?"
The other person replies: "Yes it's lovely, but look 5cm north and it's brown because of that google-line right there"

by JJMM September 19, 2009

Google Mapstalked

When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.

Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.

by sadcamel October 14, 2010

Andy Google

The 20-21 year old kid who thinks they know everything, no matter what you argue they convinced they are always correct, Piggy, a person who acts as though they know everything and overwrites the ideas, opinions, comments and/or suggestions of others.

Ya, ok, sure, whatever you say Andy Google,

by Duss March 12, 2010

Google Phone

Refers to a smart-phone running an Android OS, tightly integrated with Google's server-side APIs.

The original Motorola Droid smart phone is one of the original Google Phones, with a built-in slide-out physical keyboard.

My Google Phone let's me speak into the microphone, sends it up to Google's Cloud for translation into text, then returns the text seamlessly back to the phone.

The real value of a Google Phone is it's smooth integration between the device, the OS, and the Google Cloud and its various services.

by dave_helmut August 22, 2011