it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.
when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles
by beta2 November 23, 2010
A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.
Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"
Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
by muimhneach November 24, 2010
The act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes, covering them only so see thru the Arabian sand goggles, usually found on the beach....or parties
by Dirty D and Big kiel March 30, 2004
Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.
by davefister November 23, 2010
The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
by whiteguygoggles August 31, 2011
when a male places his balls over the eylids of a female (or male) a kinky sex term refferred to in 40 year old virgin
by marissa knows her hoes April 14, 2006
"Japanese Rain Goggles"
The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.
In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.
In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.
In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."
The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.
In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.
In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.
In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."
In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."
In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."
In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"
In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."
In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"
by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013