I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united
by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

Person 1: "oh my gosh my phone just broke"
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED
by LilyLenaSophia April 14, 2017

by t boe June 23, 2021

by anonymous May 18, 2022

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

by chicken connoisseur December 29, 2016

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.
by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018
