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Ariana Grande

Slutty, egotistical and corrupted singer with terrible music that looks like a 12 year old with a ratface. She attracts braindead teen girls, pedophiles and sickos like Bill Clinton. She is the true example of why the music industry has become shit today. One of the worse idols that America has to offer to the world
- Why do some people watch and hear what Ariana Grande has to say what's so special about her ??
- There is nothing special about her some people have no taste and are sheep
by The Greek Patriot September 5, 2019
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Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
by BreakdownV1 April 10, 2006
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St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.
1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."
by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011
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Grenade

A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress
the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 19, 2006
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Grenade Blowjob

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.
Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"
by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011
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Rio Grande

Espanol for "Great River"

One of several rivers where the gringoes dump their shit into before reaching Mexico. All rivers that are shared by the Yanks and Mexicans flow from the EUA south into Mexico. In the case of the Colorado River, the Californians, Nevadans, and Arizonans pretty much take everything of value out of it before it flows south of the border.
Every year, thousands of illegal migrant workers wade across the Rio Grande and back for starving wages and the constant threat of being poisoned by pestacides and other leathal substances. They're the reason the Yanks can get such cheap meat and produce at the local supermarket.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 9, 2008
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grande-vous

I'm going on a grande-vous later today.
by Bookworm422 May 1, 2014
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