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A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.
๐™‚๐™ค๐™ค๐™œ๐™ก๐™š ๐™๐™ง๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice
by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019
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Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked
Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell
by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
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Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009
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Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.
by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009
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Andy Google

The 20-21 year old kid who thinks they know everything, no matter what you argue they convinced they are always correct, Piggy, a person who acts as though they know everything and overwrites the ideas, opinions, comments and/or suggestions of others.
by Duss March 12, 2010
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Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.
Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's
by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
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