"Ford" acronym for a pickup truck found on road dead. Fords can be found on the road dead at any time regardless of the age of the vehicle. Fords are sold with a puppy of varying breeds for companionship while waiting for the tow truck.
It's a good thing I got a puppy with my Ford. I thought it tricks when ever I was waiting for the tow truck.
by Kurty Jim April 4, 2020

Tomah Ford is beautiful, from her smile all the way to the sparkle in her eyes. She is honest and real but kind and sweet and leaves you with an intense longing to be back in her presence. Tomah can be gentle and loving but aggressive and hard natured when need be. She takes care of everyone and has a huge heart. She is definitely one of a kind.
by Sparky97 May 19, 2014

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by Toyota sucks June 22, 2021

An overweight individual, commonly with ginger hair, obsessed with Jamie's everywhere. Loves tweed and generally has bad hygeine.
Jamie: What's with that girl stalking me on facebook? I swear i can smell her from my computer.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
by WinterPenguinsRus December 27, 2010

Ford isn’t much of a common last name, yet when you run into one you better stay on their good side. Otherwise you’re fucked. A Ford has a temper from hell at times. Trust me, I’m one.
by Blehhhhhhh17 March 7, 2020
