A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.
Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
by Michael Cock January 13, 2014
Get the Faggot Tree mug.Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.
by Phillip McMorland December 7, 2010
Get the Faggot Vagina mug.A slur for bodybuilders who workout only on isolation exercises like curls, extensions etc. that are only good for aesthetics and don't build functional strength as opposed to the "big lifts" like squats, rows, and dead-lifts that the champions use.
The underlying premise is that the bodybuilders "pussy out" from doing compound exercises because they're more demanding when compared to isolation exercises.
The underlying premise is that the bodybuilders "pussy out" from doing compound exercises because they're more demanding when compared to isolation exercises.
A: Dude this Vinayak has been working out for about 2 years now, why does he still look like the fag he used to 2 years ago?
B: Don't worry about him dude, he's an isolation faggot. He goes to the gym regularly but only does sissy exercises.
A: Ah! That explains it.
B: Don't worry about him dude, he's an isolation faggot. He goes to the gym regularly but only does sissy exercises.
A: Ah! That explains it.
by LordVats June 24, 2017
Get the isolation faggot mug.Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.
by skyrider2002 May 12, 2021
Get the The Faggot Route mug.The type of person who plays an instrument (mainly guitar) just because they would like to fit in. They usually congregate into a "band" and play incredibly repetitive music, have no knowledge of music theory, and put down musicians who have a passion for what they do.
Band Faggot: Hey, that marching band is gay. Let's point and laugh at them, then go and play some real music.
Band Geek: Real music? The one with the three chords and the F-Bomb repeated 73 times?
Band Geek: Real music? The one with the three chords and the F-Bomb repeated 73 times?
by fortesplat November 7, 2008
Get the band faggot mug.1) A derrogatory slang-word for a homosexual man, which like all swear words has begun to lose it's meaning from over-use in teenage society.
2) A bundle or 'arm full' of wood
3) Small bread-battered pieces of meat or fish.
4) British slang for a cigarette
2) A bundle or 'arm full' of wood
3) Small bread-battered pieces of meat or fish.
4) British slang for a cigarette
1) You faggot!
2) The lumberjack picks up a faggot
3) Tonight kids, we're having faggots of fish (aka. fish fingers)
4) E're mate, you got a spare fag?
2) The lumberjack picks up a faggot
3) Tonight kids, we're having faggots of fish (aka. fish fingers)
4) E're mate, you got a spare fag?
by Nick Vaughan September 6, 2005
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