fantasy football asshole

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.
"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead
by cazed September 26, 2013
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monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!
by Tom Highway October 26, 2007
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Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.
by peter6666 October 04, 2006
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John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football
by Mitchell M. October 21, 2019
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Living room football

A game of football played in ones living room, usually played whilst intoxicated.
Man, that rum was good, up for some Living Room Football?
by TheMoogSpider November 10, 2009
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Colorado Football Party

when a bunch of us guys, take some rookie right...and then coach throws us a killer party and supplies us with really hot bitches....and then, shit dude, c'mon, haha, you know!! ALLRIGHT!!
hey, lets take rookie to a colorado football party. CU, ALL THE WAY!!
by Retroit July 12, 2004
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Rhino Football League

1) A fantastical league consisting of big-thighed girls. See Rhino Fullback
"Man, if that girl played football for the Rhino Football League, she'd be a rhino fullback!"
by www.drewsportal.tk January 24, 2003
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