Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard
he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up
people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up
he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up
people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up
by Funny dgdh January 08, 2020
After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"
by Beatdead878 June 06, 2016
When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.
"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."
"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"
"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"
by Chaos ZT May 29, 2022
Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.
Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
by SilkySand January 14, 2023
by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020
by Hsjejf August 17, 2017
Bro your such a flower penis
by Hsjejf August 17, 2017