When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. by DAYGO :) November 25, 2018
Get the faith vargasmug. A person who is outgoing and deserves the world. They usually get the short end of the stick and don't deserve to. They are smart and caring in their own way. Sure, they joke around and may insult you but they never mean it.(Hopefully) They usually say they're not pretty which is cap because anyone with honor of having the nickname of Faith-a-roni™ are pretty cute(at least in my case). I will say they aren't as confident as they should be given their beauty and stature. They are kinda short and blonde usually they curse a lot but that's just one of the many of their charms. They are a dear friend at the end of the day and you should take care of them because they are keepers .
by autistic rape victim June 19, 2020
Get the Faith-a-ronimug. The only person you will never relate to, she probably spends most of her time trying to be individual but always seems to be categorized as everyone else. Frustration surrounds her most of her time, and she will always find her way to mute those feelings with sleep. She sees herself as only half but somehow she’s always someone’s whole. But she never gives herself enough credit for how she makes others feel, and when she gets close to someone, she gets attached . Which she’s always been terrified of because of issues outside of everyday life. She struggles with waking up, but is scared of death. Faith is an amazing beautiful person. But she will just never see that. But besides her feelings is her thoughts. Her thoughts are always very stable, and she always finds a way to balance them wish her time.
by JamesNames November 21, 2021
Get the Faithmug. May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023
Get the National Slap Faith Daymug. Such a total drama QUEEEEEN AND SHE HATES JOZEF kinda hot tho also she likes pink so if your a faith you are supa cool and her best friend is maddie fleming
by Faith is very cute June 1, 2022
Get the Faith ericksonmug. She is the most perfect girl you will meet, you will have a lot in common with her and You will have a Very good time with her
by No November 28, 2021
Get the Faithmug.