Mu Qing Defender

Niki from Karma

"Mu qing did nothing wrong, I am a mu qing defender through and through, live laugh love mu qing"

by Sachi Mcdickweed November 17, 2023

the Hunter Defense

As zainy of a legal defense as Bird Law, the Hunter Defense is when you know the outcome, but refuse to acknowledge it, because it did not go in your own favor.

Garrett used the Hunter Defense when questioned about losing a foot race to a slow white guy, so he could avoid lifelong embarrassment.

by Matthew2131 February 23, 2024

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024

Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.

Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”

by na-meme42 April 21, 2024

Toilet Tower Defense

Shitler Penwer Gayfense is the most mediocre, garbage, and Brainrot game in all of roblox history. it includes weird, and delusional kids with brains turned to chewed food. It also includes low-quality towers, gamblers, and p2w assholes who are also a kid who stole their mommy's credit card.
Shame on the GOAT's TDS and TDX for statpadding shitlet penwer gayfense

TOILET TOWER DEFENSE IZ OLD AND THE BEST GAME ON ROBLOX!!!!! THEY HAVE BETTER MOGGING THAN TDS

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024

Rolls-Royce defender

Much like a Rolls-Royce oozes power, speed and class, a Rolls-Royce defender is a centre back with traits such as physical dominance, strength, power, and a refined quality on the ball. They read the game well and make the game look effortless with their class and composure.

Julian - Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls-Royce defender. The game was too easy for him

David - William Saliba is Arsenal's Rolls-Royce

James - van Dijk is more of a Rolls-Royce than Kompany

by dst12345 July 6, 2024