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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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Cum dumpster

by Mypeanutwithnutcancer February 7, 2020
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Cum Dumpster

Been to your mom last night, she‘s my favorite Cum Dumpster!
by Echsalboss October 4, 2023
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Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.
After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.
by quiet33storm February 2, 2025
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cum guzzling twat dumpster

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!
by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023
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mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.
Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???
by Zainy21 September 5, 2017
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