The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
Get the Car Douchemug. Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
by basicde June 3, 2015
Get the douche chameleonmug. It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
Get the douche bastardmug. by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020
Get the Texas Douchemug. by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015
Get the Douche Johnsonmug. by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008
Get the Douche Douchermug. This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021
Get the Douche Crownmug.