Cracker Jam

A large line of fat white people.

The line here at Costco is so huge, it's a cracker jam.

by DaveDuke June 2, 2015

Cracker Mouth

The dry, sticky feeling you get in your mouth after eating those peanut butter cracker things.

"Toss me a few waters bro, I got a bad case of cracker mouth."

by SVBLE June 26, 2018

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

olivia the cracker

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy

Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice

by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.

"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"

by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017

Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Oh crackers

A phrase used by Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in order to denote distress or otherwise a negative situation.

Wilki got shot in the head. "Oh Crackers"

by crackers101 April 20, 2018