Cracker Jam

A large line of fat white people.

The line here at Costco is so huge, it's a cracker jam.

by DaveDuke June 2, 2015

olivia the cracker

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy

Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice

by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

cracker gap

When a white person has 3 sisters and the 2 little ones are hot

Wow Anthony might just have to pull a cracker gap

by Kyleclark April 12, 2020

pagga cracker

A minimum of 3 guys, can be more, all jerk off in a circle around a cracker. The one who cums the last, has to eat the cracker with the other guys cum on it.

Raul needs to eat the pagga cracker.

by GOvder October 28, 2020

Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.

"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"

by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017

Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018