Cooper's are rare and normally love sports. (football!) They the kinda guy that gets along with girls very well and there normally very good looking. A guy every girl want but they have one fatal flaw. They have trouble committing. They feel trapped and normally relationships with them don't last more than a month. They need freedom or they accidentally hurt people to get it.
Person 1: I can't believe Cooper broke up with her!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
by BadassVampireGirl18 January 14, 2019
by hbsdfhsf,jha November 08, 2019
This guy has the biggest penis out there. He has all the ladies but more importantly the homies. Be warry a Cooper on the weekends is extremely homiesexual.
by Thatoneguywitha14inchcock March 07, 2023
by Bickpickflesheatingcock November 23, 2021
another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises
Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
by bitchwhore69 December 05, 2019
The SIMPiest SIMP in all the SIMP kingdom. Would SIMP over his mom if allowed to. So just a big SIMP. Dont be a Cooper.
by The SIMPlifier July 21, 2020