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Caribou Coffee

A coffee shop (similar to Starbucks) that all of the stoners sit outside of to buy weed. (Naperville, IL)
New stoner: Omg! Don't talk so loud about weed! Someone will call the cops!

Stoner: Relax, everyone knows people buy weed outside of Caribou Coffee.
by Funkyweedgirl July 30, 2009
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butt coffee

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.
by Greaseman March 27, 2003
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coffin

A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.
Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
by Däni October 13, 2007
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Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.
It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!
by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009
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Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."
My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.
by Tommi_J September 29, 2009
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hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.
The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee
by the avenged August 23, 2005
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Go get yourself a cup of coffee

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee
by ke6isf September 20, 2004
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