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Chicago

the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois

“no, i’m from chicago”

damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

yeah i know
by yeah i’m dope April 9, 2018
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Chicago penetration

The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat
I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night
by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Chicago Car Wash

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
by cockwork October 5, 2019
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago

Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO
Chicago has beer
by Mushroom noodles July 10, 2023
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Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets
by Not south side February 8, 2025
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