the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
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This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
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