Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.

Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest

by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017

Creamed meme

A meme so overused that its overuse becomes a meme.

The name is in reference to crushing food until it becomes a paste or cream.

Because of Take on Me's use in Take on Those Notes, the song became a creamed meme.

by JohnnyCracker September 2, 2017

The Queen's Cream

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018

Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018