cream-colored

A feeling of emptiness or emotional blunting, but in an almost uneasy way. As if you’re dissociating, feeling an emotional disconnect between your feelings that you are unable to identify and or have the energy to cope with or “fix” said feelings, which causes a large feeling of dread.

Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.

Ex:

Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”

Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”

Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”
“The woman cried as she lay on her bed. Unable to leave her cream-colored state.”
by marble.13 August 27, 2023
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Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.
Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.
by Grundel Monster January 16, 2012
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Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women
i gave my girl a swedish cream last night
by R-tech May 28, 2018
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fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.
'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'
by Juicycracks March 31, 2016
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Cream Dev

The creamiest boi in the land. A cream dev lives his life online, posting everything he feels. Most cream devs can be found playing disc golf in their spare time, and generally they drive Hyundai’s. (Specifically overpriced Elantras)
Other names for a cream dev include: cream boi, creamy boi, his creaminess
Did you see what he posted on facebook? That’s such a typical cream dev post.
by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020
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Cream Day

Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.
by JimboJango July 18, 2018
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