by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022
Get the lo mein burritomug. Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
Get the Burrito Festmug. A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
Get the Fat-man Burritomug. by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022
Get the Burritomug. a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
Get the metal burritomug. 
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
Get the Jesus Burritomug.