an amazing little brown teddy bear who stays positive all the time, even during his bad circumstances. he has special eyes that are broken, and that’s why i find them special. he also has a part of his nose off and he doesn’t have a mouth. but i still love him, because he’s special. he doesn’t care about what others think of him and he’s mentally strong. even when being mean to his sister or during mental breakdowns, i know he isn’t a bad person. he may look like it, but he actually has an enormous heart, sometimes it just gets stuck. but hey brownie, i know you have a heart :) i will always love you and i will never forget you. you will always be in my childhood memories. ly. -M
by -m (shy girl you know) November 13, 2019
Get the Browniemug. Make sure you cook the brownies all the way through, we wouldn't want to have bridget brownies again.
by the_plateau March 19, 2010
Get the Bridget browniesmug. by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003
Get the shrunken brownymug. by GoosesareWorser January 21, 2021
Get the Browniemug. by Gay actor Michael Douglas July 18, 2025
Get the Cosmic Browniemug. A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
Get the Brownie Batter Passmug. not a whole bunch to say other than they have drugs in them and their brownies, 10/10 tho of course if its legal;)
person 1; were did all my brownies go mom?
person 2; it was potluck at church so I brought them, why?
person1 ; mom they were medicated brownies
person 2; what does that mean?
person 2; it was potluck at church so I brought them, why?
person1 ; mom they were medicated brownies
person 2; what does that mean?
by vcbubby January 6, 2021
Get the medicated browniesmug.