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Breaking Dawn

Will henceforth be known as "Breaking FAIL, "EPIC FAIL", or "FAILBOAT EPIC".
The final instalment in the bewilderingly popular Twilight saga about Mary Sue and Gary Stu and their sparkly love of doom.
So bad, it warranted book-returning petitions.
That Breaking Dawn book made my brain hurt.
by babsuvulawho October 16, 2008
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turkish breakfast

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
by turkincanada May 3, 2009
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a dingo's breakfast

A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"
After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."
by Mikros August 23, 2006
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Break bad

V.: to go wild, get crazy, let loose, to forget all your cares and just plain not give a sh**, to have a great time, to break out of your mold.
I told Jay to go out with me this weekend so he can break bad for a change.
by Sweet T430 May 2, 2006
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Break a bitch

The process of turning a normal girl into a prostitute. Typically, this is done by a guy dating a girl, then insisting that to make him happy she will have threesomes with him and his guy friends, then just sex with his friends. The idea being to slowly separate the act of sex from having to love the guy she's doing this with.
Becky's boyfriend is a pimp, and trying to break a bitch to add another hoe to his employee
by KillerKone November 7, 2010
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Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
by John Jim May 5, 2006
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Winter Break

a time where school is out for almost a month and during that time miracles happen and love and magic is in the air. the truth is reveled. after winter break you feel like anything is possible....
during winter break he called me at around 1 a.m on december 22, 2007 and finally he told me that he loved me! i've loved that boy since 3rd grade!
by loveem since March 8, 2009
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