Heel of the Bread

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.

*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

by Mitch.Swan July 6, 2022

diddy bread

Connor mcgreggors go to tweet, describes small paychecks

“And that's Diddy bread on top of already Diddy bread.”

by 📯 April 23, 2018

b!bread

the owner of besito / the stupidest mf. they bug darling too much

hey darling! is b!bread texting you rn?

by gnfapologist May 19, 2021

bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

Urinal Bread

Miscellaneous items (mainly food) that somehow ends up in the urinal.

I saw urinal bread in that bathroom. Ugh.

by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021

pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009