Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

#IFuckedBillCilnton
#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
#TheQuadXLGigaNiggaTouchedMe
#ILikedIt

That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)

by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022

Blake

a god like man with a massive trobbing shlong and soft ass, he is largly seen as a god among men

oh my god Blake is so hot

by ekalb1 April 21, 2022

blake

a very big penis

you have a blake in yo mama

by deeznuts.com/poern May 3, 2022

Blake Curl

A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.

Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls

by Boner man 420 May 9, 2022

Blake Boan

Special Trumpet. He attracts flutes.

Blake Boan is definitely NOT gay.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

National kiss Blake day

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

Blake

A young man who typically shorter and stays more secluded than others might. Loves to listen to music and only wears shorts. He comes from a very good looking family and shares those same looks. Even though quite handsome only talks to one girl at a time making sure to not come off as a jackass. going back to a Blake's family, they usually reside in a high atop castle in the suburbs of Kentucky(Kinda like the Walt disney one).

Girl: "I'd love to talk to Blake but he is already talking to some girl and I can't even reach him in his suburban tower."

by CollinEsmier :) September 25, 2022