Best hugs

micheal dowling is scientifically proven to give best hugs (note: there hard to get as micheal dowling is the most handsome man alive)

Micheal dowling is so handsome and gives the best hugs

by Joseph mamaaaa December 8, 2020

The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.

Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!

by funk potato September 9, 2009

Best taurus

The best taurus Wizardofloz__

Wizardofloz__ is literally the best taurus

by Wizardofloz__#1fan December 22, 2021

Best Fish

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world

Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?

by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011

Best Friend

The person in you'r life whom always has you'r back, and you always have theirs. In good times and even more so in bad times.

bf1; "dang I am so broke this week, I don't even have gas money."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."

by allieAnn94 May 14, 2015

Best shot

Make one's hardest or most enthusiastic attempt, as in I don't know if I can do it, but I'll give it my best shot. This expression employs shot in the sense of “attempt,” a usage dating from the mid-1700s.

Jess: Best shot girrrl!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

Best Friend

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment

Come over best friend

by Modus vvendi November 6, 2017