Base Jump

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing

Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.

Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

ace of base

A dude whose has a loud car stereo system. It could be good or bad.

Damn Leroy is the Ace of Base. or

Look at that asshole he thinks he is the Ace of Base.

by Luap Sille May 3, 2005

Sexual Bases

First Base: Eye contact

Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands

Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!

by 123username321 October 9, 2015

Ace on Base

When you know you have an in with a girl; when you know your about to get yours, and it's just a matter of when and where, cause you already know shes down.

I have this girl texting me all the time wanting to hang out. I have an Ace on Base, all I have to do is tell her what time to come over or when to meet up.

He's got that girl hanging all over him, so you already know he's got an Ace on Base

by Brocrastinators May 30, 2011

69th base

When a man cums into another mans ass so fucking hard that the cum from the first man reaches the man’s balls, impregnating him.

Dude! I just reached 69th base with Lacy Green!
Wait I thought it was a female?
Not anymore.

by WillSoutham January 14, 2019

based out of

Irritating phrase that means the exact opposite of what idiots who use it are trying to say.

Dave is based out of London.

What so, like, Middlesex?

No, I mean he is IN London.

by krs360 July 10, 2019

102nd base

When a very talented guy does crack through his penis then his lady friend does the crack from his penis

dude 1 "my girlfriend went to 102nd base with me last night"

dude 2 "You must be talented"

by Jubz October 30, 2006