by rick van tellushit April 23, 2017
Get the brown ashleymug. Dan Sorenson is now and forever Ashley's bitch.
Don't look at,touch or even think about Dan Sorenson because that is Ashley's bitch.
Don't look at,touch or even think about Dan Sorenson because that is Ashley's bitch.
by Ashley's bitch November 3, 2018
Get the Ashley's bitchmug. Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
by LuzTrash February 1, 2018
Get the Ashley Jonesmug. is the girl of my dreams i love her with my whole heart i would do anything for her. she is beautiful smart a little short but that doesnt matter to me and i wish i could spend more time with her
by dfight1 August 24, 2011
Get the ashley hatchermug. A perfect girl, who will likely be really shocked when she takes the time to look up her name on urbandictionary.com---FVH
by blahblahblah78 May 9, 2012
Get the Ashley Morrismug. West Ashley is a town in South Carolina that is filled with a bunch of pot heads, alcoholics, skanks, and wannabe 'thugs' who are and will never go anywhere in life. Although they are all full of themselves and are thought to be some of the 'realest' people around, their youth is really all they have, and they all tend to wasted it getting wasted. The few exceptions rely on sports to hopefully make it out of the pitiful town.
by bologna1 June 20, 2011
Get the West Ashleymug. by Nirvana kicks ass September 29, 2006
Get the Ashley Tisdalemug.